Johnny, the artist.
BurgerFi! (Taken with instagram)
This dork is really one of the coolest kids I know.
5 Daily “little things” that make me incredibly happy
Being woken up by kisses on my cheek from Atticus 3 minutes before my violent alarm goes off.
The 10 minutes in the morning I spend in the bathroom lolligagging, obsessively looking at my face in the mirror and yes, pooping.
When the office lounge has chocolate.
Taking my bra off when I get home from work.
Having an Arnold Palmer with my bowl as I settle in for the night.
He is an artist.
Hiding bruises
Love.
Wingman
I chill with my neighbor/friend Kevin pretty much every day. When random girls text him, he hands me his phone so I can text them pretending to be him.
Today, after I successfully him a pass with one of these ladies he turned to me, his eyes red and glassy, and said…
“Carmen, you’re like my cheat code. You’re my cheat code I’m the game.”
Fuck yes.
“I’m sorry” flowers from a boy lmao.
Workaholics
My short-lived life as a freelancing wake-up-at-10 odd job yuppie life living post-grad is over.
Everybody’s workin’ for the weekend!










