February 2012
1 tag
Modest Mouse - Heart Cooks Brain
arron31 asked: You've been slack this year...
The nerve!
Several weeks ago I went on two dates with a seemingly nice, stable and moderately handsome fellow. The conversation was decent, a bit stale - not fantastic but not tragically awful either. He was a bit short, perhaps the same height as I am - but I try not to be shallow. Considering my dating life is one joke after another, I was hopeful if not looking forward to seeing him again.
Then he...
January 2012
10 tags
WatchChilly Florida Sunday’s calls for drinking spiked hot chocolate and ganj with my neighbor as we lay in the grass under a tree and belt out The Beatles.
The Craziest Piece of Shit I've Ever Known
I think it’s so unfair for girls to get the bad rep for being the psycho jealous bitches that create drama. I happen to know that men, no scratch that, boys - are just as capable of drinking from the cray cray fountain.
Exhibit A - Kurt.
This guy and I live in different states! Yet he somehow thought we were in a relationship because I was nice to him. Most of the time I even knew him he...
Idgaf
Last night
I went to the same little hole-in-the-wall pub I go to every Thursday. However, when I walked in I was surprised to find it was packed wall to wall with a plethora of young British men.
Apparently a bunch of futbol coaches and players were staying at the holiday inn down the street for some soccer camp conference thing whatever.
Normally the pub being packed annoys me but the sausage fest of...
I need a toilet seat warmer
This mini cold front hitting Florida is pretty sweet. I finally get to wear my scarves and boots and pea coats and my hair doesn’t get frizzy and I can dance the night away without sweating.
But waking up in the morning sucks when its cold. It sucks. Sucky sucky sucks sucks.
December 2011
