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FUCK IT

*Throws hands up* I’m done with men. Sorry to burst the optimists bubble but lets be honest with ourselves for a minute. Prince Charming isn’t coming. And he doesn’t exist. That’s all.

Guy, as your best girlfriend/wife/biggest hag to your fag I need you to listen. Prince Charming DOES exist. But he is, after all, a man…and we know how stubborn those fucks are. So he’s totally on his way, he’s just a little lost on his horse and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

<3 Love you.

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Guy, as your best girlfriend/wife/biggest hag...your fag I need you to listen.
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