• I need a toilet seat warmer

I need a toilet seat warmer

This mini cold front hitting Florida is pretty sweet. I finally get to wear my scarves and boots and pea coats and my hair doesn’t get frizzy and I can dance the night away without sweating.

But waking up in the morning sucks when its cold. It sucks. Sucky sucky sucks sucks.

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