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♥ ♥ Guy Bartoli, I miss you. Why did you sprain your ankle you little cum guzzling queen? ♥ ♥

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  2. carmenlsigman reblogged this from guybartoli and added:
    Of course, dancing. Naturally. Well…I MISS YOU. So get better so we can uh…go out…dancing. MWAH.
  3. carmenlsigman liked this
  4. 80sproduct said: I used that line once. “Cum guzzling…”. About 3 years ago. I was threatening somebody. What a badass I was. I recently found out he really is gay and I feel bad about it. That was dumb.
  5. guybartoli reblogged this from carmenlsigman and added:
    =[ dancing. its not fun.
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I'm from Chicago. I fondle diction and ejaculate literary delicatessens. I fancy getting dirty, both physically and emotionally. I have a liking for coattail riders, player haters, name-droppers, urban whores, and slackers. I often enjoy uppers, downers, binges, and benders. I deeply love sight, sound, money, mirages, murder, and Monday morning hangovers. I love those who make me slip, trip, bust my lip and fall in love. Creative exhibitionists. Muses. Collaborators. Enablers. Fluffers. Makers. I currently reside in South Florida, where I am an executive advertising consultant/SEO at a dotcom startup, a lover and a friend.
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